Hello Mother-Dearest,

How could I?  With a shaver that Elder Houghton left in the flat when he went to Coventry.  I don't actually think it looks bad, and in fact, both President and his wife told me that I did a very good job and that they were impressed. Neener neener neener. People are generally a lot more scared that I want to talk about religion than what my hair looks like.  It's kind of pathetic sometimes in fact.  Grown men that wont even look at us cause, well, possibly we're right.  Surprise! We are.

I did finally get the package.  And before we start taking digs at me, your picture, first of all, made me laugh way hard, and second, what the heck!?  You're growing out your hair?  I don't think you understand the loop that throws me through.  I have literally never seen you with long hair.  And now all of the sudden you're completely different! I'm allowed to do whatever I want to my hair, cause you are taking the same kind of artistic freedom, and messing with me too.

I have to get off for a little bit. I love you!