The Momma,
Flogged is having an appointment, sometimes even
confirming it via a phone call, and then showing up to the address and nobody
is there, no note or anything. We even had one a few weeks ago that we
confirmed, knocked on the door, nobody answered, we texted the guy, and he
responded and said he was home, we knocked again, and still no one answered.
Ultra-flog.
Pretty much we get whipped. It takes a whole
lot less time to tell us to get lost when we try and set the appointment up.
But no. Many people give us fake details, or sometimes real details
and then don't show up.
We weren't able to do the First Vision a million
times. Monday night we went out to find a homeless guy in city centre.
We found one, and talked to him for a bit, tried to gear things towards
the first vision, and then he told us he had to puke, and then he walked to the
street and did. So hard. I almost did as well. He told us to
get lost* (*not really his words, but I'm a missionary and shouldn't be repeating
his words.)
Do we have homeless men? I don't think I'm
even going to answer that question.
We have a Stop Smoking Program, and it's actually
really cool. It's all about turning off the bells as they put it.
Apparently when you're addicted to smoking, certain things make bells go
off in your mind, and the only way addicts know how to turn them off is to
smoke (or whatever you're addicted to.) So the whole program is about
turning those bells off, instead ignoring them like most other programs do, or
dampening them like patches and stuff does. It's pretty interesting, but
it works. Some of the steps are like brushing your teeth the second you
wake up, and before and after every single meal. Also, drinking grapefruit
juice after every meal. It's basically like saying all the things that
make you want to smoke, we're going to replace with something that you don't
currently do. And won't trigger the bells to make you smoke.
Instead of having a fag after tea. (That's having a cigarette after
dinner.) They'll have a glass of Grapefruit juice that won't remind them of
cigarettes in any way. There's fifteen steps and most of them are weird
like that, but apparently something like 90% of people that do all of the steps
for a week will be totally off cigarettes, and wont have the bells anymore.
That other 10% will just take another week of the program. Pretty
cool! Plus some of the steps are like pray, or cut out tea and alcohol
for the week, so it's a good introductory to the Gospel.
Wednesfield. Like Wednesday but instead of
day, field. You can see a lot of degradation in British English.
This place apparently used to be called Wodensfield. Then it slowly
turned into what it is now Wednesfield. If you say Wodensfield 20 times
in a row, focusing less and less on what you're saying, it turns into
Wednesfield. Same thing with the pronunciation of Birmingham. We
say Burming-Ham. Here they say buh ming umm. But I've realized that
we didn't totally get rid of that in American English either, for example say
the name Brigham. Weird.
I did burn a shirt on Thursday. It was fun.
And it was a crappy £5 one that I bought that was too small. So
don't worry. I'll send pictures sometime. Not today, cause I forgot
my old camera, which I use as a card reader. Sorry!
Okay, so I looked up Elder 'Toshira' (Tuh Sheer Uh)
and his name is actually Elder Jose A. Teixeira.
Sorry. Now look him up.
I'm not sad you sold Nigel. I'm very
happy in fact! I don't want him back. I loved him, but I also want
something that doesn't feel like I'm dragging my butt on the asphalt.
Haha that was a good sentence. Megan and Houston are just the favorite
cousins that I'd like to have him. He's even quite experienced driving up
Sardine Canyon. Even in a snowstorm. Did I tell you I did that?
Probably not. Oh well. I did. It was awesome. He was a
beast, and tore right through the snow like I had chains on. Thinking
back, it was probably Dad. Haha how's that for your daily heart attack?
Remember, I love you.
We don't have much time, but for your
information I am going to look at suits today, and I even prayed last night
that I'd like one enough to buy it. I might have a little time later, but
probably not.
Happy Mothering Day yesterday, by the way.
The British have to make everything sound a bit creepier. It's
their Mothers' Day. Elder Baker skyped since he's going home like a week
after American Mothers' Day. That's when I'll be skyping you.
I'm stoked for Conference this weekend though.
We don't watch it from our couch though.
Thanks for telling Ange Happy Birthday, and
tell Rem thanks for facetiming her.
I love you!
Have a great week!
Love,
Elder Smart